April 12th, 2009

bearbait portrait

Another meme about me

01. Make a list of 5 things you can see right now:
- Triptych of silver-foiled paintings of pipebears by Ed Luce/bearbait
- A pipe rack with four of my favorite pipes
- The backside of three tall stacks of DVDs
- Two bootpulls
- Lots of boots

02. What is your favorite pick-me-up movie?
Auntie Mame -- god, I'm so gay

03. Is there anything in your fridge right now that you would never eat/drink?
jar of honey mustard -- I'm not big on mustard

04. What's your occupation?

05. Do you nap a lot?

06. Who was your first celebrity crush?
Terence Stamp in Billy Budd

07. What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
Not that obsessive about things these days, but lately have been collecting and watching a lot of movies set in and filmed on location in New York City.

08. What are you listening to right now?
The sound of badfaggot sleeping (well, breathing while he sleeps), and the sound of my keyboard. The streets of Manhattan are actually pretty quiet on Sunday mornings.

09. What food could you eat every day for weeks and not get sick of?
Tacos -- but they should be made with corn tortillas.

10. What websites do you always visit when you go online?
Livejournal, Gmail, Twitter.

11. What was the last thing you bought?
Mr. Softee ice cream cone, spaghetti dinner, and a taxi, Friday night.

12. What was the cutest thing you've seen today?
Not quite cute -- more completely insane, but that's the closest I can think of to cute in the last 24 hours. I normally fast forward through commercials on my Tivo, but just a few frames of the new Burger King rap-and-booty mash-up with Spongebob Squarepants had me rewinding to watch it, agog and aghast.

13. Does the weather affect your mood?
Of course it does. Some S.A.D., don't like extremes, like foggy nights, thunder and lightning, blustery days, and beautiful clear skies.

14. Favorite hobby(ies)?
Since I always think hobbies are like stamp collecting of taxidermy, I'll have to say instead my favorite activities are movies, Live Journal, and playing poker.

15. Name a song that makes you think about a ship/character that you like lately.
Huh? What? Who writes these questions?!! Two songs (possibly the only two) I can think of that remind me of the sea, at least: "Sail Away," and "La Mer."

16. Weird dreams?
It's rare that I can remember them, and they fade fast. They're often me trying to accomplish something, but being interrupted or thwarted or otherwise unable to get anything done -- much like in real life! I don't think they can be interpreted as anything, they're just my subconscious trying to wake myself up to pee.

17. Do you have any siblings you wish lived on another continent?
No, I actually wished I lived closer to them -- and so do they.

18. What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
"Would you like to go to a movie?"

19. What are your plans for the Easter weekend?
Masturbating to the 20-minute long whipping scene in Passion of the Christ while eating miniature speckled candy-coated chocolate-covered malted milk eggs.

20. Say something about the person who tagged you?
I wasn't tagged...ganked from bearzilla.